The worst meal I had was tofu stir fry.

The tofu was like mushrooms and I hate mushrooms.  I thought it was chicken until I put it in my mouth and just about choked on the mushy stuff.  It was mixed with some of my favorite veggies but it did not hide this stuff.  Yuck.  I ate it for my girlfriend and the promise of ice cream.  It was the worst meal I have ever had.  I like meat.......